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pants trick 

A pants trick is the best term for when a player scores four goals in a hockey game.

The term was invented by the 9 year old nephew of Doug Stolhand, one of the hosts of the excellent Puck Podcast.

When a player gets a hat trick (three goals) you throw your hat on the ice. If the player scores a fourth goal, what do you throw?

Faced with this question, his answer: Your pants!
Thomas Hertl scored a pants trick earlier this year. Unfortunately, nobody manned up and tossed their pants.
pants trick by Pants Trickery December 6, 2013

Pants Hook

Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.
W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.

M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
Pants Hook by Lord Wilmore March 6, 2010

pants pinata 

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.
Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!
pants pinata by Kristen B, January 17, 2008

pants are dragon 

A boosted "Challenger" who records himself loosing games on League of Legends.
Also known as "Pants are boosted" or "Pants are Bad"
Wow, Pants are Dragon will reach Master before Redmercy...
pants are dragon by Swiitsh April 17, 2017

pants-shittingly awesome 

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels
Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome

pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.