Mono-Ass

A Autistic Person Who Has Sex With Cars and trucks Tailpipes They mostly use them for butt plugs and they get car exhaust Up there ass (Carbon Monoxide)

WATCH OUT HE HAS MONO-ASS

Mono-Ass by Wertwert3612 February 26, 2025

swine mono 

The mono you get from pigs.

Dude, Madelyn got swine mono from Chris.

swine mono by mallllllllarondo April 28, 2009

Ecce Mono 

It's how the crowd has named the "Ecce Homo" that Cecilia, an octogenarian woman, restored freestyle in a church from Zaragoza, Spain. "Ecce Mono" means "Ecce Monkey" in spanish, and it refers to the resemblance to a monkey the picture had after her intervention. The artist Cecilia really meant no harm and now has a lot of fans who love her around the world.

"Hey, next time we go to Zaragoza let's visit the 'Ecce Mono'!"

Ecce Mono by Ratamandra August 23, 2012

Magic Mono Malivindi 

A man with large Mono and rarely waxes his back.

Magic Mono malivindi : my face is full of hair

Other : you goose.... its a mono get it waxed!

Magic Mono Malivindi by magicmalivindi August 18, 2009

Mental Mono 

The act of using as much of your sick time as possible when you know you are leaving your present job and knowing that you will not be paid out for your sick time. This results in you being out sick for an extended period of time. Due to the long absence you claim you have mono. There is a two week minimum requirement for mental mono.

"Is Dave okay, he has been out sick for awhile?"

"He is fine, he has had mental mono since Penn State offered him the job."

"Good for him, way to burn up his sick time."

Mental Mono by Dave Pennell January 15, 2009

Caca de mono 

One of the most important pieces of music to ever grace our ears. Every single decision you've made throughout your entire life has led you to hear this wonderful work of art that'd put Mozart, Beethoven and Kendrick Lamar all put to shame.

🎵 Caca de monooooo, ca.

Caca de mono, caca de mono🎵

Caca de mono by IceWalowKom October 20, 2020

pulling a mono 

being gone for long periods of time

eg. "hey richard did you hear about ganet" "yeah i heard she pulled a mono and hasnt been back in a year" ,"guys im going to be pulling a mono"

pulling a mono by dogfishhhhhh April 3, 2022