Avocado launch

The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.

You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.

You face a system acocado launch.

Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"

by nice bever February 3, 2024

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

HARD LAUNCH

it is lauching with a hard dick inside ur girl

i hard launched in alizabeth

by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025

Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025

Soft Launch

When a person or couple posts online to reveal their relationship, but does so in a way that doesn't reveal their significant other openly. It's a way to have their relationship known, but also have privacy and secrecy.

I just saw what Veronica posted on her story, and it was a soft launch with her boyfriend.

by shellsbythesea January 26, 2026

Soft Launch

"Soft launch" is a term when someone hints at being in a relationship online without fully showing or tagging their partner. For example, posting small clues like a hand or a date setup.

She posted a dinner picture with someone's arm across the table; she just soft launched"

by charms67 January 27, 2026