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mr. Higglesworth 

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.
Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!
mr. Higglesworth by Foab August 14, 2014

C higgle bitties

A straight fucking o.g man he's as thug as they come. If u need a bitch on your dick call this man he always knows where to find them. When you are around him he is always texting at least 5 bitties at once. All u gotta do is say "where da bitches at"... HE KNOWS. The only down side to this character is he gets drunk off of 1 beer literally.

EXCELLENT DANCER, he knows everything the stanky leg , the jerk everything
Very charming he is very suave.
-Where da bitches at?
- Idk ask c higgle bitties
C higgle bitties by mafffffy February 17, 2010

nut-huggers 

n. Extremely tight pants (usually but not necessarily jeans) that, as the name implies, conform (i.e. hug) the testicles. Origins unknown, this fashion trend started to become popular in the beginning of the 21st century. The popularity of "nut-huggers" has grown since.
Nice nut-huggers George.
nut-huggers by Nel Kaleisum December 25, 2005

full frontal hugger 

A person who hugs you with every inch of their body against yours.
He is a full frontal hugger whose nickname is “the Octopus.”

Huggie Burner 

A wet, hot fart that seemingly scorches the backside of ones' undergarments.
Oh, sweet lord. That huggie burner damn near melted by pants off onto the carpet!
Huggie Burner by Sewn Silent October 8, 2009

hagglegat 

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.
" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"
hagglegat by Liwimouse April 22, 2022

iPhone Hugger 

A person who always carries his/her iPhone and possibly sleeps with it and always talks about how (s)he can't imagine a life with an iPhone.
Here we are at the event horizon of the human history and what have we become: bunch of lovesick, ADHD, iPhone huggers.
iPhone Hugger by firstcomet February 17, 2010