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Carmen Sandiego 

Name of a popular series of educational computer games produced in the late 80s. Each game focused on using deduction, figuring out clues, and figuring out where to go next. The games were seen as an excuse to teach your kids geography without having to open a book. The game was adapted into two tv game shows- "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" (1991-1996, best known for the ending song of the same name performed by the band Rockapella) and "Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?" (1996-1998). There was also an animated series that aired on Fox from 1994-1998.

The character of Carmen was never really explored in either of the game shows. In the animated series (which used to be avaliable to watch at Yahooligans! c. mid-late 2005), her history was fleshed out. She's best known for wearing a red trench coat, a matching fedora with a yellow band (which also conceals either her left or right eye depending on what piece of art you're looking at), and high heeled shoes.

Since Carmen Sandiego stole anything she could (statues, landmarks, rockets from Nasa), her name has become an almost stand by. If you wanted to make a joke, you would blame her for something you've had stolen or misplaced.
Guy 1: I can't find my stupid wallet.
Guy 2: Damn you Carmen Sandiego!
Carmen Sandiego by xmp3collector February 7, 2006

Carmen Sandiego 

Founder of V.I.L.E., the Earth's most notorious organization of villains. Known for her red coat and fedora, Carmen and her gang attempt to steal the world's most valubale treasures.
Carmen has brown hair and brown eyes, even though her eyes are never shown in pictures of her.

Carmen Sandiego 

A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...
"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."

Carmen Electra 

One of America's premier sex models. Went by the name of Tara Leigh Patrick but changed her name to Carmen Electra. Also interested in dancing. Recently married to rockstar Dave Navarro after breaking up with Dennis Rodman. Has done several photoshoots with Playboy and also appeared naked in several movies. Any man would wanna fuck her, hell I do. She has a hairy pussy, not too large but good nice sized breasts and is smart.
That hot ass bitch
go to www.speakcarmenese.com for photos of her nude!
Carmen Electra by Carmen Sexy Bitch February 17, 2004

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.
"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

Carmen Electra 

Incredibly sexy woman that literally everyone wants to have sex with. Men all desire her and even most women I've met want to sleep with her. She's rumoured to be amazing fuck and rates herself as 10 out of 10 in bed. Can't act anywhere near as good as she can screw but who cares? She's hot as hell!
That chick was nearly as good a fuck as Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra by Gaxe May 13, 2005