Bernard 

The nigga with a big dick and that could get could get any girl he choses. The nigga dats super big in height and gets very angry if you mess with him. A nigga that can take a girl out on a date and pays for the bill. If you know this nigga probably one of your most meanest and funniest most lit athletic and smart human being you could have ever seen. A nigga that smokes weed with nobody cuz soneone always fucks up the rotation and sip lean just for the effects . Really that all i can says about the Bernard's.

Bro that nigga Bernard is the beast homie

Bernard by PurpleFlame June 18, 2018

bearded clam 

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

bearded clam by mrladiesman July 13, 2009

bearded clam 

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

bearded clam by Adamar May 14, 2003

bearded clam 

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

bearded clam by John R. January 2, 2004

Fat Bernardo 

to masturbate; to rub your penis until orgasm.

Steve's date canceled on him so he decided to spend an intimate evening with Fat Bernardo.

Fat Bernardo by hammertime05 October 21, 2010

Blue Bearded Blumpkin 

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

Blue Bearded Blumpkin by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

mike bernard 

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

mike bernard by get up on my level August 16, 2017