(par • tee pan • teez)
n (plural) Those undergarments which one adorns their privates with when embarking on an outing which includes any of the following activities:
heavy drinking and possible subsequent cigarette smoking, pole dancing, haggling and harassing of strangers, cocktail tricks (such as tying cherry stems in knots with one's tongue), apartment/hotel wall scaling for the purpose of breaking into room through window after loss of keys, canoodling with strangers (
the stranger the better), disruption of the peace, shameless flirtation with the
opposite sex (or any sex for that matter), bartender bribery and general mayhem. In severe cases, stripping and/or other varieties of nudity can be involved.
