Keegan meyer 

The clint Eastwood of his own story he's the mother fucking white biggy smalls sexy like Morgan wallen with a voice that makes Chris Stapleton proud and Luke combs is sad now because Luke combs wants to be Keegan meyer.

You see Keegan meyer that dudes the man son I swear he drank four four lokos went loko on a chomo. It's not a hate crime it's his god given talent.

Keegan meyer by Itwasprimo March 19, 2024

Geri Meyer

The Wizard of Eggs

“Those aren’t just eggs—that’s an original Geri Meyer, the Wizard of Eggs"

Geri Meyer by Michael Ziegler March 14, 2026

Caden and Meyer 

Caden and Meyer are low key the stray when it comes to combat. With Meyers incomparable lightsaber moves he is a worthy opponent. While Caden on the other hand has skills of hitting fingers with lightsabers his main attribute is throwing stuff at the enemy while Meyer does the real work. Caden is a certified morale booster.

Wow watch out caden and Meyer have lightsabers

Caden and Meyer by Obi-wan is life October 21, 2019

Nicholas Andrew Meyer 

A short piece of shit with a small as penis and a tight asshole

Nicholas Andrew Meyer is a tight asshole small dick having ass bitch

Nicholas Andrew Meyer by SSOB_Matrix November 8, 2019

jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer

He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper

jerk a meyer by Dodi fied November 18, 2020

The big meyer 

its the defenition of a person who thinks he is huge and have big muscles, but he is just fat and weak. its about drive its about power

Omg he is such a the big meyer, he is so weak and is very fat.

The big meyer by Tisemajn December 14, 2021

fire urban meyer 

something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it

As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer

Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!

fire urban meyer by tripfliply December 16, 2021