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ni ma ma mei you mao 

tom: hi
retarted kid:ni ma ma mei you mao
tom: u wot?
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mao maori Maow Mao Zedong Maor! Mao- mao Mao Tse-Tung maoi Maoism maolys

rofl mao 

Things that are really hyped up but are then gigantic failures, so much so that its funny. E.g. The great leap forward, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, The Rockies in the world series.
During the great leap forward the communes claimed to be producing surplus amounts of food when actually they were producing much less, resulting in a famine which killed enough people to compare to the holocaust. ROFL MAO!
rofl mao by Bootsy Colins November 16, 2007
A sexual act where, whilst in the doggystyle position, the male first inserts his index finger in his partner's anus to cover it in feces. Once his finger is sufficiently coated, he then reaches forward to his partner's face and smears it across her (or his) upper forehead, just under the hairline.

Assumed to have originated in China, the Dirty Mao may have been given its name due to the ubiquitous murals of Mao Zedong in which he is depicted with a very advanced receding hairline. The bald area is the target of the Dirty Mao, though an individual with a full head of hair can only receive it just under the hairline that they do have.
Yo dawg, while I was in Beijing, I tried to give this hottie the Dirty Sanchez. But she stopped me and made me put the skid mark on her forehead and told me that it's the Dirty Mao.
Dirty Mao by MadeInBrooklyn October 4, 2012
Oh that was pretty funny, le'mao.
le'mao by peeta_bread April 1, 2021
This word is the french version of the well known lmao .
It's mostly used by guys that pretend to be french or anyone that just wants to bully the french.
Because it's spelling, the french won't know that you bully them.
French guy: "Salut comment ca va?"
Me: "Lemao"
French guy: "quoi?"
Me: "LE mao"
French guy: *runs home with tears in his eyes, while calling his mum*
le mao by Yo_mum May 26, 2020

Ying Mao 

A term used to describe an Asian person who is also Black.
They often enjoy playing ping pong and eating wice.
"Ying Mao isn't coming to school today he's staying at home to play Minecraft."
Ying Mao by Martinlovesfood December 17, 2019