Lorenzo's Oil

Half a cup of blackberry Wild Vines. A quarter-and a half cup Jaegermester. Top of with some premium original flavored Nyquil.
-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or Skelator as we call them)

Wicked dismal New Gothmo style

Yo buddy lets dip inta some of lorenzo's oil and dance with skelator.

Lorenzo's Oil by StillBorne October 20, 2007

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Lorenzo Sibi

A boy who likes to fuck a huge amount of girls and avoids relationships with them. He's a good boy anyways, who cries for movies and loves his mum. He has a huge dick.

Wow he's such a Lorenzo Sibi I would die for have a boy like him

Lorenzo Sibi by biancalaazzari August 17, 2022

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Lorenzo Lamas

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.

1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.

2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.

3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!

Lorenzo Lamas by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010

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Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

Lorenzo Mata by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007