I'll stick you in a wormhole 

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole

"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"

I'll stick you in a wormhole by borklyn.png June 30, 2018

I'll do that by june 

A phrase flightreacts often says when viewing a highlight. Flight originally said this when he was reacting to "Proof That FlightReacts Is The WORST Basketball Player" around 9:10. This phrase was meant to set a very high expectation however, this has been repeated to the point of becoming a meme. Anyone can say this although they run the risk of making themselves look silly.

Person 1: Did you see that double eastbay dunk?!

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, i'll do that by june.

I'll do that by june by wreak April 6, 2020

I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

I'll be ready in 5 minutes by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll 

The superior form of whomst’dve.
With this new knowledge you can impress your friends at a party or impress loved ones and make them inferior to you.

Guy 1: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll took my weed brownies?!
Guy 2: Looks like you have bamboozled me again.

Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll by Wet Tent June 17, 2018

he'll 

the way auto-correct thinks hell is spelled

If there really is a he'll, auto-correct will be nearby.

he'll by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

That'll give you... er... bees 

Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you... er... bees." has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be just "That'll give you bees" or simply "Bees"

Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.

That'll give you... er... bees by Guestyperson May 26, 2007

I'll See Myself Out 

Something you say before leaving a room after making a really bad pun or joke that has everyone blankly staring at you.

"I was taught to never iron clovers. You don't want to press your luck."
.....
"I'll see myself out."

I'll See Myself Out by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2022