Gared 

Gay-Stared.

If a straight man is being 'eyed up' by a gay man, he is being 'Gared at'.

If the partner of said straight man is being stared at by said gay (in a "how dare you be with him" way), she is being 'Gared down'.

Oh my God, can we go somewhere else, I keep being 'Gared at'.

If he tries to gare me down once more, I'm going to go over there and steal his Les Mis CD.

Gared by Rebecca Jo May 8, 2010

garrett with a beanie 

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

garrett with a beanie by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

garret

Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.

Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.

Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."

garret by Ian Knight September 17, 2019

Garret

A garret is a person who is hated by their parents and are usually under five feet tall but if you ask about their height the will lie to you

What's the name of that pedophile down the street?I think it was Garret

Garret by CosmicSnowy November 14, 2019

Pull a Garrett 

When you play any battle royale, especially COD Warzone, and die crashing into the ground because you didn’t pull your chute in time.

Someone needs to rez Garrett, he pulled a Garrett (again).

In COD Warzone
Oh crap, someone help.
...Did you just pull a Garrett?

Pull a Garrett by ipwncookies September 12, 2020

garret the fuckboy 

Garret the fuckboy is a total fuckboy
Ladies ain't got no time for your shit garret because ladies ain't got no time for fuckboys

Ladies just tryna take a bath in peace just tryna to get to know ya

She ain't got no time for your shit garret the fuckboy

Garret the fuckboy has no chill

garret the fuckboy by Theladyjusttrynatakeabath March 28, 2015

The Garrett 

when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.

Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!

The Garrett by rachizzle137 January 28, 2010