Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield aka the wolf

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome

Andrew Garfield by Purge December 20, 2021

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A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

A Garfield by la latinax3 July 7, 2009

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fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

fluffing my garfield by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

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XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.

Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.

XXX Garfield by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019