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putty exam 

No such word exists. Sucking up to the teacher cannot save you in exams where a bell curve is applied. The grading distribution in a bell curve typically gives the average test score a B or B- and the other scores are given letter grades based on how they fall within the curve. It has nothing to do with who the teacher likes. It has everything to do with how well you perform on the test. Accordingly, there is no such thing as a "putty test" where a bell curve is applied.
You must be an idiot if you think that you can beat a bell curve by sucking up to a teacher. Live with your shitty grade - you are an idiot. Enjoy your career in manual labor. Somebody has to do the dirty work, right?
putty exam by MidtownMike March 11, 2005
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putty exam 

putty exam 1 is great. I just started community college and this is what the middle-aged geezed instructors do to get young girls to suck up. Only I don't think they use a bell curve (normal distribution) to rescale otherwise they would still come up with objective grading.
"I'll just rescore/regrade this putty exam by giving that hot blonde in my class with big tits in the front row more points so she'll turn in more extra credit if you know what I mean."
putty exam by hestia March 11, 2005
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independent medical exam 

Examination of a patient by a doctor employed by an insurance company (e.g. insurance company whore) to second guess a patient's claim. Insurance companies use the term independent to deceive the general public. The examinaitons are not "independent" per se because if a whore fails to deliver the expected goods, the whore gets no more insurance company work. Another cost savings mechanism for an insurer to make million and billions in profits. FIGHT YOUR INSURNACE COMPANY.
The insurance company used their independent medical examination to reduce my claim.

awkward physical exam 

An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.
The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.

NCE EXAM 

A great exam to reinforce both stigma and eminent domain with exclusionary logic in the behavioral health field.
I am studying for my NCE exam- it's great to have such a great career and family!
NCE EXAM by nobodycaresaboutthisguy November 15, 2019

Post Exam Emptiness 

When exams are over and you feel a void in your soul, not knowing what to do with your life.

Often shortened down to PEE.
Who else is on that pee (post exam emptiness) shit rn 💔💔
Post Exam Emptiness by RealPeeShit December 19, 2019

New York State Exam 

A fucking shit test created by Albany to test students on topics such as reading and math. It usually comes once a year around April or May.
Student 1: Hey man! Are you ready for the New York State Exam?
Student 2: Oh not that bullshit again!