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awful waffle 

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?
awful waffle by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006
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awful waffle 

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.
The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.
Related Words

awfullest 

awful to the extreme; the worst ever; having the utmost in awful qualities; more impactful than "most awful"

superlative of <awfull> awfull, awfuller, awfullest

synonyms: <horriblest>, <worstest>, disgustingest

antonyms: <bestest>; <wonderfulest>
"I just made the awfullest brownies ever...no matter how many times I taste them!!" sighed Nancy, as she prepared to try just one more bite.
awfullest by babarann January 16, 2011
The perfect way to describe you.
He’s awful at cooking like how he’s awful at everything else.
awful by thegoldenjunkyard September 23, 2019

awful waffle 

When someone puts a tennis racquet over your face and takes a raging dump through the racquet onto their face.
Dude I totally gave your mom an Awful Waffle lastnight
awful waffle by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004

AwfulatEnglish

Someone who is totally incompetent at English
Dipen is AwfulatEnglish
AwfulatEnglish by TheWorld April 13, 2008

awful waffle 

awful waffle is where you put syrup in your womans pussy then you make love to her and afterwards she licks the sweet syrup off your cock
me and my woman were feelin horny and wanted something sweet so i gave her an awful waffle