accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

accidental facial by cman23 October 11, 2020

finger boarding accident 

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

finger boarding accident by wake & bake October 24, 2008

help i accidentally 

The bane of memes

Me: *types help i accidentally*
Google Recommendations: help i accidentally joined the italian mafia

help i accidentally by what king October 4, 2021

accidental wookie 

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

accidental wookie by sintralkai April 19, 2016

Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude

"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"

Accidental gay nut by idiotperson February 28, 2017

Accidentally

adverb: by mistake, unintentional

verb: the whole thing

person1: I accidentally the whole bottle.
person 2: What?
Person1: You know when you and then the bottle gets stuck?
Person1: oh wow, that sucks man.

Accidentally by Kaplowawow December 17, 2008

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

accidental jedi by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013