Starving Tapeworm 

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

Starving Tapeworm by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

tapn 

Asking to be hit up/contacted, typically for sex and/or weed.

Example 1: Damn I need to get laid. Anyone interested? Tapn!

Example 2: Got some lit wax. Tapn!

tapn by HonestKittyKat February 4, 2019

tapeworm 

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

tapeworm by Stray December 6, 2003

Tapestryshopp'd 

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

Tapestryshopp'd by CurtisDK August 10, 2009

Tapioca Blop Blop 

The white, sticky, viscous substance produced by a mans genitals generally after a good stroking, sucking, slurping, tonguing, riding, grinding, impaling, jack hammering, pogo-ing,pounding, slamming, or other form of stimulation.

John: "Man, I'll tell you, Sarah is a total slut!"

Jim: "Why do you say that?"

John: "Last night when I was log jamming her, she demanded that I shoot my Tapioca Blop Blop all over her pretty little face!"

Jim: "Well good on ya buddy!"

Tapioca Blop Blop by Joey Fn Lag August 4, 2010

Tape 1 

Refers to anything that is happy and awesome in reference to the movie Titanic in its VHS form. Everything amazing happened in Tape 1 whereas in Tape 2 everything went to shit.

Omg that dinner was tape 1. Yo her outfit is tape 1. That bitch is so cool she's tape 1. I'd like to know Beyoncé in real life I feel like that bitch be tape 1.

Tape 1 by Tapeonegirl February 29, 2016

TAPLAPS 

"Takes a Pounding Like a Porn Star" (TAPLAPS).
Used to signify a product has been completely tested and ready for market.

QC: This software is now TAPLAPS certified.
Manager: That's great. We will ship it to the customer today.

TAPLAPS by Smooth Operator! July 27, 2016