Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

Wedding Invitation by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Secondary Invitation 

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

Secondary Invitation by OJneg May 31, 2010

rhetorical invitation 

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

rhetorical invitation by tinmandespot March 28, 2015

Lanky Boy Invitational 

An annual event for lanky boys in Raleigh, NC at PNC Arena.

Guy 1: bro are you going the the lanky boy Invitational
Guy 2: hell yeah everyone is pulling up

Lanky Boy Invitational by Chi’s Lanky Meme Boys August 12, 2018

inniter 

a person thats stans tommyinnit

inniter s are cool

inniter by @mansverychill on twitter September 13, 2020

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

ur not invited to my birthday party by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

invitingnessness 

an extremely welcoming personality that attracts both sexes

that person is full of invitingnessness

invitingnessness by sudonshad July 27, 2010