Pussy Perm 

“Pussy perm” - A term of art — specifically used in past era of feminine hygiene where full grown female pubic hair was common practice and the social norm — meaning a redundant unnecessary action which achieves the same in result as was already in existence before occurrence of such action.

A: Did you observe John vacuuming his car’s interior directly after returning from getting a full and incredibly detailed exterior and interior carwash?

B: Yes that is so redundant and unnecessary.
A: Indeed. What he is doing is a total pussy perm.

Pussy Perm by EasyEsq December 10, 2022

Big Perm Abortion 

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

Big Perm Abortion by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

placenta perm 

when a babies hair is sold and straight, before it gets curly. a “natural perm” that doesn’t last too long & then the baby gets its curl

“i can’t wait to see what her hair looks like after her placenta perm goes away”

placenta perm by ginabeena June 10, 2023

V Perm 

A PLL for the 3x3 Rubik's Cube. The V is rumored to stand for "Victory" because of how lucky anyone who gets it is.

"Let's go!!! I just got a V Perm!"

V Perm by Nb Perm August 12, 2023

natural perm 

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.

Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.

natural perm by tomdeeds January 29, 2024

Germ Perm

A true piece of shit

That germ perm isn't worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a whale , getting it on

Germ Perm by THE REAL COOP March 18, 2026

Ultra Perm

To make an excuse to why you can’t do what was asked of you. Frontin.

My dude you coming out later or nah?

I can’t rock, I’m dead tired.

Stop frontin. That ain’t nothing but Ultra Perm dawgs

Ultra Perm by Clynetell April 16, 2026