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Squirrelly Bill 

When she says "I love you" during sex, you stop mid-thrust and say "What the fuck did you just say?"
"So how'd it go with home girl?"
"Not so good man, had to Squirrelly Bill her ass"

squirrelified

When your bestest friend in the world has a blonde moment, even tho she is not a blonde, and gets distracted, she has been squirrelified, which can b fun!!!
When my squirrel gets drunk, and we r deep in conversation
, But she gets distracted, for example, mid sentence she forgets

what she was saying and randomly says "squirrel", it's usually due to her and people around her having a brain fart. She was squirrelified.
squirrelified by Noresun2noAmy2 December 13, 2021

Chunky squirel

chunky squirel is a pokemon that is chunky he runs around like a fat pig and eats nuts the size of jj's forehead
Chunky squirel by chunkluke June 14, 2020

Sandusky Squirrelpot 

During the act of sex, one must take a shit, piss, and ejaculate into a female's mouth, then mix the ingredients together with your erection. Have the female swallow. Best results are after eating a burrito or mexican related goods.
Last night i gave a girl the Sandusky Squirrelpot and she wanted an encore.

SquirrelHead 

To have short spikey hair, not unlike that of a squirrel! Hence, SquirrelHead.

SquirrelHeads are often named by sons or daughters and are recognised by their (lack of) hair.
SquirrelHeads are most often dads over 40...
SquirrelHead by SquirrelHead October 1, 2007

Al Queda Squirrels 

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.