Refired 

When someone old is fired from their job and they are too old to find a new job so they subsequently retire.

This term was coined by Eugene McBride in his novel “The considerations of family, life, and firefighting”

“Congratulations on retirement Bill”!
“Thank you Deborah. I was actually refired. This is a bad situation because I may lose my house over it. By the way, did you include cash in the retirement card”?

Refired by Huge Euge the author February 13, 2020

blue line retirement plan 

Suicide by cop.

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!

blue line retirement plan by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms May 17, 2018

retirement contract 

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

retirement contract by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

retire 

what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,

daddy what does retire mean?

retire by bryan_thrax January 17, 2009

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

Newfie Retirement Fund by D. Gould January 9, 2007

Re-tired 

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

Re-tired by Schneppleupagus October 5, 2010

Retirement Mentality 

The mental self-delusion affecting millions of people who look forward to to doing nothing after a lifetime of achieving nothing in the workforce.

Jon's got retirement mentality. He seriously thinks he'll be able to do less at home than he does at work.

Retirement Mentality by The Surgeon of Crowthorne May 14, 2011