I'm flattered 

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.

Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."

I'm flattered by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012

Pittsburgh Platter 

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.

Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!

Pittsburgh Platter by JManDC September 14, 2007

flattered but I'm taken 

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.

"Wow I'm flattered but I'm taken."

flattered but I'm taken by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016

Clattered 

To have moderately disappointing to average sex

I clattered that girl Amy last night, enough said.

Clattered by Kinsy and The Roth October 18, 2011

wet back platter 

A sex act performed amongst the geriatric. During coitus the contents of one partners colostomy sack is emptied onto the back of the other partner. At that point the consumption of said contents is optional. Makes for a fine rainy day past-time. The derivation of the term is credited to two drunk idiots at Monty's Crown in Rochester, NY.

Following the early bird special at Dales Rib Haus, and copious ingestion of ex-lax, Edna and I adjurned to the bungalow for a night rife with passion and all you can eat wet back platters.

wet back platter by the murr/the kilt October 6, 2004

nacho platter 

The nacho platter is the sexual act of placing chips on your partners chest, then substituting for the by beans by taking a giant shit over the chips followed by vomiting over the beans in substitution for the guacamole and finally the coupe de' grace of ejaculating on top of it all to replace the sour cream and there you have it, a nacho platter.

Sally: When Tom asked me if I wanted a nacho platter, I thought he wanted to go to taco bell, Instead he covered me with chips took a shit on me, vomited on top of the shit and then ejaculated all over it...I sure do love Tom...he is so dreamy,

nacho platter by egobrien January 10, 2010

bum platter 

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.

"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."

bum platter by Ren October 24, 2004