flied lice 

An event in which Pediculus capitis or more commonly known as Lice are collected and put into a special capsule that will be launched with the next space shuttle mission by NASA. The codename given to the project is "Flied Lice". The following mission using the same technology is code named "Scratching The Crab Nebulas Surface".

Sally rode. Now it is time for a new shine, I now present, Flied Lice.

flied lice by Jerry Lambert May 17, 2006

flied lice 

cheap and nasty fried rice

Ho says "my special flied lice, my very special flied lice and my very very extra special flied lice are all my much improved flied lice. Or there is just my flied lice."

flied lice by theWestHamfan November 10, 2003

Cupcakke Lice 

An poisonous insect belonging to the Phosidae family. It has a usual color of peaches like salami, and is typically found showing a trick that's worth it near Niagara falls. Its sting can cause several weeks of horniness, juggling and snatched wig syndrome.

A cupcakke lice has bit her ass.

Cupcakke Lice by Yasohandokju September 24, 2022

Albino Water Lice 

A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.

The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.

Albino Water Lice by Saxasylum August 25, 2010

nugget lice

nugget lice are the bugs that fly around at night by lightposts and fly directly into your hair.

Sarah is such a wuss. Some nugget lice flew into her hair and she freaked out.

nugget lice by People Skills July 18, 2004

beggar's lice

little seeds that stick to your clothes from walking in the woods. It's a humorous term and suggest the "victim" could not get real lice and could only get beggar's "lice".

beg·gar's lice (bgrz)
n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
1. Any of several plants, such as the stickseed, having small, often prickly fruits that cling readily to clothing or animal fur.
2. The fruit of any of these plants.

I justed came from a hike and my pants are covered with beggar's lice.

beggar's lice by sylvain1997 January 3, 2011

Shiv lice 

Shiv lice: the pubic lice that makes you shiver every time they move!

- OOWEE!!!!
- what happend?
-My shiv lice just flocked down south!!!

Shiv lice by natie-nate January 15, 2008