kiss my grits 

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.

Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!

kiss my grits by cass March 9, 2004

overcookin' my grits 

when one is chopping/busting or just being an all around pain in the ass.

Look, Bitch! will you stop bitching. I've had enough. You're overcookin' my grits.
ratchet

overcookin' my grits by Kinkasaurus-Rex October 18, 2015

decent grits 

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

decent grits by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

Thick As Grits

Way of describing a female who is busty or has curves on her.

Yo dog, that chick that you smashed the other night was thick as grits.

Thick As Grits by Parrelli April 7, 2011

Gonoria grits 

1.Oozing gritlike puss that comes out of the vaginal area. Usually happens to whores, sluts, ugly bitches,girls who fuck around.
2.Cottage cheese like substance that oozes from the vaginal area.

Pamela Andersons vagina often oozes gonoria grits.

Gonoria grits by Romster October 15, 2005

stripper grits 

The dirt and grimey film that is left on your body after a oiled up stripper has grinded all over you.

Gross. Girl! You are covered in The dancing cowboys stripper grits.

stripper grits by Curlitup July 25, 2014

going grits 

Slang term used in LaGrange, GA to describe a state of success or intensity.

Bruh I was going grits at the football game yesterday!

I was going grits on Hexi Lolmes last night!

going grits by Bauuuuuuuussssssssss September 6, 2020