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Gonoria is a noun. the word Gonoria is used to describe an "Alternative STD" (Not so much of an STD). It is a venereal disease involving inflammatory with Rainbow coloured discharge from the urethra or vagina. This disease can be caught from having sex with a unicorns horn. Having Gonoria can make a person wildly attracted to Horses, as also some might say horse shit.
Oh no I have got a shaft stuck up, on my bum, better see my doctor before they tell me I have Gonoria as it is smelling abit horsey out here.
Gonoria by Harrison_Ford October 3, 2019
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Gonoria grits 

1.Oozing gritlike puss that comes out of the vaginal area. Usually happens to whores, sluts, ugly bitches,girls who fuck around.
2.Cottage cheese like substance that oozes from the vaginal area.
Pamela Andersons vagina often oozes gonoria grits.
Gonoria grits by Romster October 15, 2005
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gonorilla 

A large, hairy primate, posessing god-like dancing skills, with the ability to eat numerous burritos during a gynocological examination.
"That damn gonorilla sharted on the doctor while it was in the stirrups again."
gonorilla by doorag willy November 4, 2006
not much to say really apart that it's a pain and uses a code name=Kriss Bailey
you got some evil gonorea joanna!
Gonorea by Mr Dallywoo September 29, 2004
Gnorian is a (made up) planet where all the gnarp gnarps live, Gnorian is mainly green with some black faded lines. If you were to ever some how go there be prepared to get zapped by the gnarp gnarps.
I wish I could go to Gnorian, I want to see gnarp gnarps!
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