Fartulence 

A very farty type off flactulance

He's fartulence was rather pungent

Fartulence by FwArt June 22, 2017

Flatulentist 

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

Flatulentist by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

flatusense 

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

flatusense by Mozart February 3, 2004

flachulence 

scientific word for "fart"

what stinks, did u flachulate?

flachulence by finkleburg March 28, 2004

flatulent back massage 

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

flatulent back massage by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Flacculence 

When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.

Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.

Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.

Flacculence by fred-berg January 16, 2011

Flatulencenator 

A device to hook up to your butt that expells farts away from the sheets while two people are sleeping. As to not cause a Dutch Oven effect.

"Baby, I know you ate broccoli tonight, so you better hook up the Flatulencenator before we go to sleep. Pleeeeeaaaase."

Flatulencenator by Joke Machine January 20, 2005