Someone who continuously makes terrible decisions, but tried to act like they don't care. Ultimately they are consumed with regret and spend more time and resources trying to undo their bad decision.
Greg is the only friend in the group who didn't make reservations to join us for the trip to Mallorca. He said he didn't have time even though he's got the most time. Now he just paid twice as much for a last minute ticket. Greg pulled "a Fink".
A descriptive word for a complete shithead of an individual widely known for telling people to kill themselves for haha reacting to a post on social media.
Don't pull an Ashley Fink if you don't want to publicly ruin your own life in 30 minutes or less.