Excelsior 

The final stage of self-actualization, surpassing enlightenment, financial success, and even Chuck Norris-level toughness. (It is rumoured that Conor McGregor once sought Excelsior but turned back, realising that the world was not ready for him to ascend further.)

“Before Excelsior, I was afraid of public speaking. Now I walk into crowded rooms and people go silent, waiting for me to impart wisdom.”

Excelsior by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025

the escalator 

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.

"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.

the escalator by parkay September 20, 2004

Mass Excavator 

A guy who fucks a girl so hard in the pussy, when she orgasms she loses control of her bowels

Girl 1- that John guy last night is a fuckin mass excavator!
Girl 2- really? i might wanna call him up...

Mass Excavator by Thinroyy June 1, 2010

alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

alaskan escalator by Neji512 December 13, 2020

Glizzy Excavator

A piece of heavy machinery used when one so many wieners to transport traditional means of transportation do not work.

Wife "We have so many wieners to move"
Husband "Good thing I purchased a Glizzy Excavator"

Glizzy Excavator by Pukebucket0504 July 6, 2021

Central escalator 

the central escalator is one of the newly famous lanky teenage attractions, where teens go under the escalator to do LG, smoke weed, vape, makeout, write on the escalator and many more fun things lanky Pattaya kids do these days, you have probably been under there and saw drawings of dicks, pussies, Instagram @'s, and Pattaya's personal favourite, people writing about how much maoileo is a dickhead.

Lanky lad1: yo bro wanna go get high?

Lanky lad2: ayt bet lets go under the central escalator

Lanky lad1: bro i wanna get high, not make out

Central escalator by Pattaya101 November 23, 2021

An Escalator Can Never Break 

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

An Escalator Can Never Break by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022