Comfused 

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.

'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'

Comfused by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011

obsessive compulsive disorder 

Disoder in which the sufferer has a 'need' to have everything perfected to the 't'. They are usually very anal and will induce bodily harm should you ruin their arrangements.

Ah, all my vinyls are arranged from A to Z...WHO THE FUCK PUT PINK FLOYD IN THE Z's?!!!"

obsessive compulsive disorder by Sai Wolf June 4, 2005

compulse 

Well you see - it is very similar to the act of convulsing, but not. Convulsing is when one is foaming at the mouth like a rapid beast of nature whilst shaking uncontrollably and becoming partially blind. COMPULSE, however, is the very simple act of moving one's body when you do not know what else to do. This very real word can occur while dancing, blacking out or an unconscious habit when one feels extremely awkward.

"Oh my god. Look at that girl starting to compulse on the ground over there. Bitch is crazy!"

compulse by YoMommaSoFatSheAteOurWifi December 9, 2009

Compulsive Lopper 

That person who always feels the need to top anything and everything someone else might have or done while being a compulsive liar about it all.

Lori: Have you met Niole?

Lynn: The compulsive lopper Nicole, or the nice one?

Compulsive Lopper by Lynn V June 18, 2008

Compulsive lol disorder 

The over use of the acronym "lol" or "laugh out loud" multiple times in a message or text. Often people who have the condition are not aware of the disorder until diagnosed by a friend, or they read back through the message list and self diagnose it themselves with it.

Friend "Hey what's up?"

you "Nothing much just tidying lol"

Friend "I was just watching that video of that guy on the internet, so funny!"

you "I know lol, I was up watching it last night till late lol. Km really tired now too lol"

Friend "I think you've got compulsive lol disorder..."

you "really? Lol"

Friend "read what your saying..."

you "Oh..."

Compulsive lol disorder by silverfin2805 June 13, 2013

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) 

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have.

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others.

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 16, 2017

Compulsive Sorry Disorder

(CSD) Compulsive Sorry Disorder is a disorder where you say sorry any time someone says they did something wrong

you sure say sorry alot.
sorry, i have compulsive sorry disorder

Compulsive Sorry Disorder by kasualties December 18, 2021