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Blue Waffle 

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.
Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.
Blue Waffle by BBGNNS July 2, 2023

Blue Waffle 

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.
Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.
Blue Waffle by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023

Alabama Blue Waffle 

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it
p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no
Alabama Blue Waffle by harryDBD March 17, 2024

Blue waffle

“What’s a blue waffle?”
NEVER look this up. Especially when eating. If you looking for blueberry waffles, then be more specific.

For context, it’s a picture of a woman’s genitalia bluish-purplish due to a gnarly infection. This was found in the hears 2006-2010 or so. So many, many people might remember an older sibling and/or friend telling them to look this up and well.. however, a woman’s health organisation in 2016 looked into it and figured that it’s not a infection or std, but instead either photoshop or a result from mutilation.

2: because of this, it can also be used as a deragatory term for a vaginal infection/bacterial vaginosis.

If you wish to see this picture, it’s not too hard to find. However you have been warned that this is not something that you need to see or want to see.
Examples:
1:

Aria: hey Lyric, I heard of this thing called blue waffle, want to search it up?
Lyric: let’s see…
The picture pops up
Both: my god!
2:
Question from user: what’s a blue waffle?

Answer from professional: you may be referring to a vaginal infection instead, blue waffle is a derogatory term to describe it

Seriously don’t look it up

Blue Waffle Stomp

Blue Waffle Stomp

You got the blue waffle sittin down by the drain in the shower…

You drop a hot one in the tub…

Then punt that motherfucker like a football into the drain…

By proxy…

Via the blue waffle 🧇🏈🚿
Yo why the shower smell crazy?”

“Don’t ask questions you ain’t prepared for…”

“…you didn’t hit the blue waffle stomp.”

“Fourth quarter. Game on the line. Had no choice.” 🏈🚿
Blue Waffle Stomp by Earlzz May 14, 2026

Burnt blue dick waffle 

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
“They’re ugly inside and out
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”