Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.

Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."

by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011

perma-kick

Perma-kick is an alternative way of saying permaban. It is used strictly on teamspeak and the phrase can be heard when a player is about to be banned from the server.

David: Alright that's enough I've had it with your bullshit Andy, I'm going to perma-kick you.
Andy: Oh shit dude please don't!
Ryan: Guys look Andy is about to get perma-kicked!

by Scythori June 14, 2016

perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.

Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef

by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017

perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.

Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend

Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies

by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

Perma plug

A butt plug lubricated with Gorilla Gule

I heard Paige gave Dennis a perma plug cause he wouldn't stop farting

by PhrogMom February 27, 2021