Shaquille O'Neal 

A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.

Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!
Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.

Shaquille O'Neal by Reverend Buddy December 29, 2007

ABG neal

An ABG, Neal is the realest nigga around🙏🏾. He does not pay child support, and is always wearing gap.He is often seen smackin his lips like a giraffe, and if you have no bev he will spit in your mother’s mouth no problem. So make sure you DONT DO DAAT, and always play to ABGESUS. And don’t forget, after dropping each opp, have a fiesta and smoke a cig.💃🏾

Dis nikka ABG Neal is darkskin, he Haitian and Nigerian 😫

ABG neal by ABG’s wife <3 July 2, 2019

Jeff Neal 

former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.

Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.

Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen

Jeff Neal by The Prophet of Jeff November 30, 2010

shaquille o'neal space dunk 

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

shaquille o'neal space dunk by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal 

The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.

*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*

Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.

Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!

Shaquille O'Neal by cockdriller November 19, 2010

Cooper Neal 

A bloke who is so jacked up on meth that he doesn’t know reality anymore

Hey Jim wanna do some meth
Nah I don’t wanna be cooper nealed

Cooper Neal by Can you neck yourself December 17, 2018

ryan o'neal 

Ryan O'Neal is a Hollywood famous actor. With his rugged good looks and boyish charm he's more famous for marrying 70s sex symbol icon Farrah Fawcett and being the father of oscar winning actress Tatum O'Neal.
He's a native of Massachusetts US. Before he became an actor he was a trained professional boxer.

Ryan O'Neal was a Hollywood hunk of the 70s.

ryan o'neal by O'Loughlin September 25, 2014