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(Name) Story 

Any story of an event that did not take place or is extremely obscured by fallacies. Usually comes from the same person who chronically tells them.
Brandon: Dude, today, I was hauling ass on proctor and drifting my ride. I took a turn and did a 180 drift and brought it back!

Trevor: Damn thats crazy!
*turns around
Trevor: Eric, I gotta tell you this Brandon story

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_Name_12_ 

_Name_12_ is pog
_Name_12_ by _Name_12_ July 10, 2021

Name Ninja-ing 

The act of asking how to spell one's name, when, in reality, you forgot their name.
Luke: "Hey Sarah! Whats up?"
Me: "Hey man! Not much, oh dude, I accidentally deleted you off my phone. Can you re-add your contact?"
Third person: Dude! You rock at Name Ninja-ing."
Name Ninja-ing by etuue June 21, 2010

name 30 cereals 

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.
man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

name brand

being name brand is being popular in your hood, most of the time you would be a rapper or a big dealer. being name brand basically means your a target. most commonly used in toronto
Yung Ranks: if ur name brand then ur payin the price
Rolexx homi:we pack name brand thats some shyt that they dont mention
name brand by dontgetclose February 10, 2021

Name That Race game

The Name That Race game (NTR for short) entails viewing news articles and trying to guess the race of the person(s) involved before such information is given or implied. Players bet between 1 to 3 points prior to reading further or digging into other information sources to find the answer. If correct, they get the points bet added to their total, if wrong, the points are deducted.

Some critics have characterized NTR as "mean-spirited" but it is actually intended as a means of demonstrating liberal hypocrisy in that liberals do not believe racial behaviors can be stereotyped. So, in theory, if the liberals are correct, then no one should be able to attain a positive score in this game. However, skilled players somehow manage to "beat the odds" consistently.
As an example of how to play the Name That Race game, contrast two news article summaries (taken from actual recent news events) describing two unrelated rapes:

Article 1) "The rapist apparently had stalked his victim for weeks prior to breaking into her home. As the victim entered her home, the rapist surprised her and threatened her with a gun to remain silent. After raping the victim, the rapist left, warning her not to call the police for at least an hour or else he would return for her"

Article 2) "A victim was approaching her car in a fairly busy mall parking lot when the rapist ran up to her and threw her in the car, all in broad daylight. He drove a small distance away from the mall before stopping the car and beating the victim viciously prior to raping her. The rapist then drove off in her car, leaving her by the roadside without knowing if she would die of her wounds or not."

According to liberals, the odds of either rapist being black should be about 13% (which is the prevalence of blacks in the general population), so even if you're only right 50% of the time, you're still about four times more accurate than you should be. For the record, in this particular case, rapist #1 was white and rapist #2 was black. Try the game yourself and remember if you're not absolutely honest about the # of times you're right versus wrong and the # of points you bet, you're not playing NTR, you're plaing BTR (Blame That Race), which is much more boring. It's best to have a mediator who keeps score, but this is not always possible.

name waster 

A person on Youtube who registers a username that could have been the name of a band's official channel, a professional reviewer, or simply just a cool username, and never uses the account he registered.
The official channel of the band "Zebrahead" was one of the victims of name wasting. Someone registered "zebrahead" and never used the account. So now the channel is under the name "thebizman22".

"What the fuck. Someone took my awesome username! And the only video they have uploaded was an LQ webcam upload that happened 3 years ago! Fucking name waster!"
name waster by *ahem* nope November 14, 2011