merp-a-derp 

Something to say when the words merp, or derp is mentioned, mostly used by fabulous people.

Jeffery: Merp
Hillary: Derp
Both: Merp-a-Derp

merp-a-derp by PANDAmonium March 18, 2014

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

Merp Alert by zunit469 February 20, 2015

Merp and Derp's 

Merp and Derp's are usually the best friends in the whole world. They are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!

My friends all think that me and my sister are Merp and Derp's. best friends weirdo's awesome people sisters

Merp and Derp's by Princess Unicorn 08 Sparkles November 29, 2015

Merp Gang 

Gang of nerds.

Merp Gang Is in the area.

Merp Gang by Max012904 October 10, 2017

merp merp 

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp

merp merp by lillongo October 10, 2020

merp merp 

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I I love you
Lauren: merp merp

merp merp by lillongo October 10, 2020

Merp out 

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.

Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."

Merp out by Bmiramon September 18, 2025