Ghosted and haunted 

When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.

That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.

Ghosted and haunted by reluctant liar May 23, 2016

Most Haunted 

A TV reality show that supposedly investigates hauntings, which usually consists of 30 minutes of stories, and encounters. 15 minutes of supposed mediums talking to dead people. 5 minutes of dust. Then the final 10 minutes of the Hostess screaming.

Wow, after watching Most Haunted I just realized that's an hour I'll never get back.

Most Haunted by Bartlett Lanes January 2, 2008

The Haunted Mask 

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

The Haunted Mask by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

most haunted 

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.

Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.

most haunted by Brigante July 1, 2005

cunny-haunted 

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

cunny-haunted by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

H-Haunted 

Hans follows you everywhere.
He haunts you

h-haunted by a rare guy

H-Haunted by Joonyisverycewl March 31, 2009

most haunted 

Cool tv show where a team of investigators visit the most haunted places in Britain and stay there all night to find ghosts and hopefully catch something on camera, which they have done on many occasions, it is impossible to be a sceptic after watching this show!

Yay Most Haunted is on tonight!

most haunted by mosthaunted#1fan February 23, 2004