hag along 

Straight women who love gay men are called fag hags, so when these ladies follow the guys around and want to be their best friends, instead of being tag alongs, they are hag alongs.

"You guys are going to the Triangle? Can I hag along?"

"I use my hag along as a beard for Thanksgiving."

hag along by Coell December 30, 2005

Hag Face 

Someone who is two faced or does someone wrong in anyway ; or someone you just don't like

She is such a hag face

Hag Face by Akira Johnson June 3, 2009

hag wagon 

A big, frumpy, sloppy slob of a white woman. Often loud mouths, stinky, and think every man wants them.

She looks like the queen of all hags and hagdom everywhere! She's a hag wagon!

hag wagon by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

Hag fag 

The opposite of a fag hag; a gay guy who purposefully seeks groups of women to hang with, usually fat chicks, in order to improve his self esteem through adoration from said chicks or to hit on guys attracted to his all girl posse in the hopes of turning one.

Phillipe is such a hag fag; he has six fat friends who just blow sunshine up his butt all day.

Hag fag by vrosej10 November 19, 2009

Hag-A-Dus

Befriended behind your back

Mike told you that? That's a lie.....I can't believe he pulled a Hag-A-Dus

Hag-A-Dus by The Murphy January 23, 2009

Hag reflex 

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.

Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.

Hag reflex by jcooler August 31, 2012

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

hag pants by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013