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Flatulicious 

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.
With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!
Flatulicious by IanSean April 4, 2008

Flatulitis 

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
Flatulitis by Gas Queen March 1, 2011

flatulent back massage 

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping
daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

flatulizer 

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.
Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.
flatulizer by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome 

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

flatulatio 

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
flatulatio by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011