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(v) to grope a person while they were sleeping. A Full Franken is achieved by sending them a picture of the act so they can ruin your career at a time of their choosing
Based on the Cheeto hand prints on my boobs, I believe I’ve been Frankened.

Going to a party tonight! Hope some honeys pass out so I can Franken them!
Franken by Butlerman April 20, 2018
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frankening 

To grope or inappropriately grab another person in a sexual manner. Made famous by Former Senator Al Franken who was accused of such behavior. (See also Weinsteining and Weinering)
Little Timmy was scarred after witnessing his father frankening his mom in the kitchen.
frankening by HEHE M8 December 9, 2017

Frankenstein Cock 

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.
My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.
Frankenstein Cock by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017

Frankenstein 

You might be mistaken. Frankenstein is not a sex poaition or some kinky pole dancing move, it's the guy who created The Creature in "Frankenstein," A.K.A., "The Modern Promethius," or however the fuck you spell that diety's name.

Oh, and no, it isn't the name of The Creature.
The Creature's creator's name is Victor Frankenstein.

Look it up if you wanna challenge me, you filthy uncultured pleb.
Frankenstein by I'm not Bob March 10, 2018

frankenbooty 

A booty much similar to the shape of Frankenstein’s head. One that has an abnormal amount of fat on the back rather than the buttocks.
Carmilla: Damn, Jane did you see Kelly’s Frankenbooty?!
Jane: Yeah b, that is disgusting!
I got franked in traffic (I got cut off in traffic)
Franked by Unja June 6, 2018

Franken-fuck 

When you don’t find a person attractive so you print out better looking parts and attach them onto the person to make them fuckable to you
“I really didn’t like the way he looked so I Franken-fucked him”
Franken-fuck by SuperNixon505 June 26, 2018