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A kickass song by the German band, Rammstein.
Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Mich.
Du Hast by DarkBladeWolf January 5, 2007
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Hass Johnson 

Slang for a Muslim guy's penis
The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.
Hass Johnson by The OC Kid March 8, 2013

East Hastings 

The worst neighborhood in Vancouver unquestionably. Starts from about Clark St. until Main St (where it turns into West Hastings, a decent business area), the northern border of Chinatown and just south of the port. An uncomfortable place to be anytime where it's unusual to not see someone doing hard drugs on the sidewalk or stumbling around in cloth that doesn't qualify as clothes.
A main route from the tri-city suburbs and nothern Burnaby into the downtown core.
Let's go give out blankets on East Hastings.
East Hastings by rmb1 January 23, 2006

hasselhot 

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff
"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot
hasselhot by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008

hasshole 

a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. Usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.

When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.
Co-worker: My boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?
hasshole by asheville_dingo May 14, 2009

hassel hair 

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary
hassel hair by superbowl hater February 7, 2010