ripped 

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

ripped by GOD September 14, 2003

ripped 

Too drunk to function, state reached in short amount of time.

Holy shit, Caleb chugged a 40 and was ripped off his ass.

ripped by stihlman September 10, 2003

ripped 

A guy who is well built and muscular.

Check out Eric's 6-pack! Man that dudes ripped!

ripped by SaraDRO September 15, 2003

ripped 

When some one has been insulted bad this definition is also used

Man1:Your a F** up *** ***
Man2:wat the..?

Man3:(watching the two)you've just been ripped mate(speekin to Man2)

ripped by andre.. May 13, 2005

Ripped 

Very stoned

Wow, you look ripped.

Ripped by melritz July 5, 2009

ripped 

a person (usually a man) that is extreamley muscular and beefy

Person1: "Check out that guy in the back row"
Person2: "yeah, he is ripped"

ripped by sexycamilla December 19, 2009

Ripped 

To prove someone wrong when in an argument. This includes an exchange of words, gestures or body language. It also entails when someone makes a point, and that selected point is wrong, and the other person makes the correct point.

Person 1: I am a boy.

Person 2: No you're not, you don't have a penis.

1: Shut up......

2: Ripped...

Ripped by dannyoboy1 March 25, 2010