Retire-Fire 

When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).

"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."

Retire-Fire by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009

RetirementRoach

Older employees of a company that refuse to retire. RetirementRoaches stay at an organization well beyond their required time and usually end up dying on the job or shortly after finally retiring.

That Betty is a persistent retirementroach. I think she hanging around for the benefits. What does she do again?

RetirementRoach by Dyalect March 10, 2015

retirement goatee 

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

retirement goatee by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016

Redneck Retirement Plan

buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date

"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"

Redneck Retirement Plan by Ldngeezer July 25, 2023

retire 

To leave an established Internet forum (usually after getting annoyed with the influx of n00bs) and join a fledgling alternative forum to talk bollocks and moan about life, the universe and everything.

He couldn't stand the n00bs asking which chip is better, so he decided to retire.

retire by TheBrit March 7, 2005

colt retirement 

concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.

(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)

in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?

the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!

any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...

i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!

he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement

colt retirement by michael foolsley January 16, 2011

retire 

the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.

Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."

Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"

retire by LauraKatelyn August 6, 2007