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poodle clipper 

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.
"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"
poodle clipper by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

Poodle Noodle 

The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.
I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
Poodle Noodle by Hottub April 30, 2010

poodle hat

when you keep cuming on a womans head
I gave her a poodle hat
poodle hat by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Poodle Doodle 

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.
CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
Poodle Doodle by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

poodle bomb 

little turd droplets which make the little circular turd marks on the bottom or your shoes
"awhe shit man, my backyard has been poodle bombed"
poodle bomb by turdmasterflex April 7, 2009

Poodle Munching 

"Dude, Filipe was poodle munching with Alyssa at the party last night. She took control over him; she was on top. Hott!!!"
Poodle Munching by 1loveBEARDS June 17, 2012