crust-stuffing 

When you shove pizza crusts up your butt and see how many you can fit.

"Did you see Charlie crust-stuffing? I'm surprised he could get 9 whole crusts up there"

crust-stuffing by hexhollows August 1, 2023

Crust Bucket 

a person who appears crusty or raggedy, when somone is a crust bucket a group of people may "bool-crap" on them.

ahh look at that crust bucket *bool-craps*

Crust Bucket by Hoael June 2, 2010

crust goblin

what a bitch looks like after she got rambo'd or the jizz residue on a hooker's mouth.

"Man get this crust goblin outta my sight, its makin me sick!"

crust goblin by SlappyMeats March 2, 2007

Crust Punk 

Fake homeless type kids who "live" on the streets despite being able to go home to the suburbs to have mommy and daddy do their laundry any time they want to. They can be spotted by the thousands of dollars of tattoos on their arms. The spend significant amounts of time scavenging for food thrown out by bakeries, grocery stores, etc. when they are not talking about how an anarchist form of government would be way better than whatever we have now.

"Dude, are those homeless people?"
"Nah, they're just poser bitch crust punks."

Crust Punk by DJ Crust July 15, 2009

Crust-Thumper 

Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.

Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.

Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"

Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."

No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"

Crust-Thumper by crust_thumper August 4, 2011

crust punk 

a form of punk that derives out of anarcho, hardcore punk and metal(some say early black metal)that has sped up chord changes and a overall dirty metal sound. it is true they protest against the government by not washing, but who cares.

framtid(a japanese crust punk band) playing sounds like nazi skinheads having there heads kicked in.

crust punk by luigi proto July 29, 2006

crust punk 

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

crust punk by Tim August 22, 2004