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cooter monkey 

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.
That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.
cooter monkey by Momanon November 11, 2004

cooter slam 

a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.
The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!
cooter slam by TimmyAtl October 3, 2007

cooter bite 

The tightening of the muscles in the vagina during a womans orgasm.
Man that chicks cooter bite was intense.
cooter bite by DaMoOf December 29, 2006

Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.
I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!

cooter tracks 

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.
The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.
cooter tracks by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005

cooter cannon 

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
cooter cannon by Meat wallet March 19, 2015