Spored 

I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".

"I got spored" - said after buying one of EA game's heavy DRMed games.

Spored by Z G November 2, 2008

Smoreo's 

Put a toasted Marshmellow between 2 Oreo cookies halves, it's the best

me and my nigga's were sitting around the campfire singing songs and eating Smoreo's it was the da bomb, fur shizzle

Smoreo's by psz July 11, 2009

Hickory Smoked Butthole 

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

Hickory Smoked Butthole by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011

smoked up the money 

its when you or your friend spend all the rent money on crack (or any other drugs)

last night leroy smoked up the money so now i cant even buy diapers

smoked up the money by Dwight Taylor January 2, 2007

smoked 

to be high on weed. like being blazed, stoned, etc.

jim: man pat, you are so smoked
pat: right?

smoked by mr high flier May 21, 2011

smoked my boots 

To receive a long prison term from a judge. Washington, DC slang.

The judge smoked my boots.

smoked my boots by elpadron November 22, 2007

shoredouche 

A typical Shoreditch (in east London, UK) twit.

One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit

Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are

can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...

"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"

shoredouche by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008