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Dexter Morgan 

The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.
Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off
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Cameron and Morgan 

Cameron and Morgan are the most beautiful couple you will ever see, Morgan always puts Cameron first, Cameron loves Morgan to death and will do anything to make her happy, he cares about her needs more than his though, he will call her beautiful and she still won’t believe him, Morgan loves Cameron more than anything in the world, but Morgan also loves food and together they both love food, and they love being together
“Omg have you seen Cameron and Morgan honestly such a cute couple

the captain morgan 

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
the captain morgan by browneye July 28, 2003

Captain Morgan Belt Buckle 

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.
The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!

Jess Morgan 

Ginger scouser thinks she's solid cuz she's about 10ft 5 loves to threaten everyone she sees big man jess the absolute salg loves to toss lads of down scratty back alleys gone to about 6 different lands since she's moved puts on her story ever lads fit oh n by the way lads she looks like fiona
Jess Morgan by Suckyamam August 28, 2019

Matt Morgan

A tall, statuesque jobber in WWE, known for his deep urge to get injured. It is not known why he wants to end his career.
Matt Morgan is salivating at the mouth for a chance to fight Scott Steiner and/or Goldberg.
Matt Morgan by Chris Poirier August 8, 2004

he is called morgan 

A reference to a funny animation from fat-pie.com. Spoken when someone that looks like a creepy stalker/molester is spotted. Characterized by long face, balding and blond, long mysterious coat, glasses, and at least 45 years of age. Hands in pockets are a plus if tallying for points, as are balloons and candy giveaways. Also used as a code phrase if said "Morgan" is within earshot and you can't say "That guy is creepy".
Holy crap, man, that's one of the best "He is called Morgan"s I've seen this month, over there, by the park bench.