Lauren Boebert 

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

Lauren Boebert by Willybear April 22, 2025

Lauren B 

An extremely funny girl. She's possibly obsessed with Object Shows. She is somewhat mean but nice sometimes. She has a soft spot for soft smart people even though she might act cold towards them. Sometime's she is readable and hides her feelings. She is also sometimes mysterious. She is a person who is loves to sing but is very shy. And if she likes you, GOOD LUCK GETTING RID OF HER! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!

"Lauren B is a very cool person!"

Lauren B by AineSlayBaddie May 8, 2025

Lauren weaver 

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.

This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines

Lauren weaver by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

Lauren's latte by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

Lauren Blow-bert by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day 

Celebrated on the 7th of October, this holiday celebrates the amazing preformances of Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in the YouTube sensations: A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. On this day, everyone who loves AVPM/S gets to roll around on the floor!

Person 1: Dude why are you rolling around on the floor?
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!

Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day by dailey13 October 6, 2010

National Worship a Lauren day 

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

National Worship a Lauren day by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018