stoliday 

English equivalent of the americanism Staycation. Vacation is an American word, English have Holidays.
Stoliday combines Stay and Holiday but generates the term Stolid, meaning calm and without emotion. Much like a holiday at home in England

Bob: Hey man, how was your break? Did you go anywhere?
Bill: No, i was broke, just had a stoliday
Bob: Cool man, how was it?
Bill: It was alright
Bob: Oh right, like a proper stoliday

stoliday by FatYellowOne December 8, 2016

Sleep Stoned 

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

Sleep Stoned by B.E. July 21, 2009

stole 

to attack (usually by punching) someone, usually without warning.

See snuck.

That chick was talking shit about me so I went and stole on her ass.

stole by jigganig June 6, 2009

stoneder 

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.

"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."

stoneder by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

Get two birds stoned and kill them by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

White people stole my car 

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.

Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.

White people stole my car by monkeypooper April 14, 2010

stonedest

adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been

Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.

stonedest by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010