ass slushing 

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

ass slushing by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

Ukulele Smashing Bandito 

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

Ukulele Smashing Bandito by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

Smashing it up big stevey style 

On it. The "it" term could be anything.

1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?

Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!

2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?

Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!

Smashing it up big stevey style by Spruce Moose February 20, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins 

Nice big brests, British Slang

Wow, that babe has smashing pumpkins!

Smashing Pumpkins by MoFo Man February 24, 2003

smashing 

An english phrase used to describe something "excellent" or "awesome"

Englishman: That is smashing!
Woman: haha! cute word! what does it mean?
Englishman: Smashing...
Woman: I still dont get it...
Englishman: It means...smashing

smashing by James Lowe January 5, 2008

Smashing Donuts 

love making activity performed by lesbians with their love holes.

I saw those two chicks smashing donuts!

Smashing Donuts by Nugent March 30, 2005

Smashing the black granny out of it 

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.

On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.

Smashing the black granny out of it by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009