slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.

hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to

slurping the jello by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010

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Slurping

The act of a person sucking(slurping) cum out of someones *sshole after a man has of course cummed

"Did you hear Joe had a threesome and Sarah was slurping Jessica

Slurping by Cxmbo October 23, 2014

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anal slurpie

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."

Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.

anal slurpie by Corey Christopher Turner July 27, 2008

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Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

Salty Slurpie by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010

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